lol Ohh God...I found this on Digg's front page today and it's such a coincidence it's scary!!
The fact is, it's impossible to maintain a healthy relationship with the desperate woman, which makes them undateable women. Her craze for commitment and her self-imposed deadlines -- such as the need to have a baby by the time she's 30 -- eliminate any hope of a normal relationship.
1- She's always in a relationship
You can tell a lot about a woman from her relationship history, and the desperate woman's past is one continuous series of relationships. She's never alone because she can't stand to be alone. Moreover, each one of her former boyfriends is very different, as different as, say, Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn and John Mayer. Warning bells should go off if a woman doesn't seem to have any particular type; it indicates that she's not looking for that certain someone so much as she's looking for that certain anyone. If you suspect she might be a desperate woman, find out about her relationship history, either from her or from mutual acquaintances.
2- She's a micromanager
She has everything planned: this weekend, next weekend, the color of her future bridesmaids' dresses, the names of her hypothetical children, everything. A desperate woman has excessively detailed plans, and she will incorporate you into those plans with alarming speed. Two weeks in and she's already saying: "I love you." After three dates, she wants you to meet her parents. The desperate woman is on a time line and, as a result, she tries to impose a serious commitment prematurely, acting as if the two of you have been together for years, even if you've only been on a couple of dates.
3- Cats and dogs
Maybe it's a coincidence that Jennifer Aniston has two dogs, then again, maybe it's not. Sometimes pets indicate desperation. Now, we're not out to bash pet people, and there's no reason to freak out just because your girlfriend has a cat (or two). The key is to watch how she interacts with her pets. Doting or obsessive behavior might indicate a desperate need for affection. Are her pets substitutes for people? Take our advice: The first time she refers to her dogs as "children," leave the room immediately.
4- She's a pushover
At first, it seems like a good thing -- she wants whatever you want. She thinks whatever you think. Soon though, you'll realize that she's just playing at compatibility in an attempt to convince either you or herself that the two of you are meant to be together. Trust us -- while it might seem cool for a week or two, you don't really want to date someone without opinions, without interests and without an identity.
BONES
It's like CSI + The X files + Grey's Anatomy = Awesomeness.
I dunno why i had never heard of this show until i saw a couple of episodes on Hulu. I guess it was because it's on fox and the only show i've ever watched on that network was the last season of American Idol , but then they kicked Danny Noriega and that Asian girl so it was all like "meh".
So the show is about this team of forensic somethingpologists and an FBI agent solving crimes and being all touchy touchy with each other, they use this holographic thingy, which looks really cool, to recreate the way the crimes took place and their special effects are pretty good. Anyway, I had to find a new show to watch since Grey's anatomy got all weird and repetitive and ANTM is not comming back until two weeks from now. BTW the tall, pale girl with black hair wins it this season, i call it now.
What? I don't watch that much tv, but when i do i make sure it's dumb/tertaining enough =D.
Oh yeah...the theme song is catchy...even if it has no lyrics.
To see cannibalism in your dream, symbolizes a destructive and forbidden desire or obsession. In a literal sense, cannibals consume people's lives, along with their energy. This dream may then denote an aspect of your life (career, relationship, children...) which is consistently draining your enthusiasm and vitality.
To dream that you are a victim of cannibalism, signifies that you feel that you are being "eating alive" by work, a relationship. or a situation in your waking life.
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/c.htmHolly shit...my dreams are creepy...why do i feel like a bored housewife looking at a dreams related website?.I was having lunch with a friend at this burrito place in berkeley -best burritos in the entire bay btw- and this guy sitting close to us kept talking and talking really loud! It was like word vomit...i feel sorry for his friend.
Annoying guy who like needs to die, like now
laney bookstore
169.70 mostly used
Amazon-all new
187.45
amazon- cheapest, new
171.68
amazon- cheapest, used
133.07
why are books so expensive?...why?
I need some monies!
I got the LG Shine yesterday! After about an hour of "oops i forgot to enter your " and "awww my station crashed again" oh yeah and the lovely "I think i might have charged you twice for the phone...yeah i think i did...brb"...I was able to walk out of that AT&T store with my new phone!!
I love it!!
It's a slider -so that's one point right there...
It's black - another point
It's shiny...duh - another point
It has teh internetz! - 3G ftw!
It's not an iPhone! - 
The guy who helped me was nice, obviously new, but nice and i felt kinda bad for him...the manager there was a total ass to the other girl who was having problems with her computer so my guy asked somebody else and he fixed everything and i even got a free cover thingy for the wait....yay...
Now, who is LC? and why am i one step closer to being like her?...
Like for real...
I'm sick people making shit up in order to seem more interesting...as long as you speak in sentences, you are interesting enough for me...unless you start to preach... then you become my new obsession and i shall waste your time in pointless conversations until you start questioning your own beliefs and try to drown me in a pool of holy water...
My feet hurt a lot! And my hearing is getting really bad...that or the guy i had to close with today REALLY needs to speak louder.
So I haven't seen The Iron Knight yet, but I'm planning on going Wednesday...i might go to this water park in a couple of weeks too even tho i don't know how to swim and i hate pools, but i can't keep refusing every invitation or else they are going to think i'm some kind of hermit...=S
OMG Carlos decided to quit smoking and we are really happy about it, i mean i usually don't care when people smoke or drink, but this guy would go through 2 boxes everyday!...like I'm not lying, and he would get incredibly mad if he was not allowed to smoke or if he suddenly ran out and noone else had any cigarretes...so yeah, good for him!
I should start eating healthier...but if i stop eating bacon and fried stuff, how am i going to drown my sorrows? 
Me: Hi, how can i help you?
Average Soccer Mom(ASM): Hi.yes. I'd like to get 3 Asiago and 3 Onion...
Me: Ok, *grabs a 1/2 doz bag*
ASM: WAIT!!...
Me: yes?
ASM: isn't cheaper if i get 1/2 doz?
Me: Yes, You are getting six...
ASM: Right...so let's make that 1/2 doz! Add another asiag-
Me: You already have 1/2 doz....maybe you want to get a dozen?
ASM: No, I don't need that many bagels.
Me: Ok, so how many do you want?
ASM: I already told you, 1/2 doz! *looks at me like i'm the one who sucks at math*
Me: ok...so what kind do you want?
ASM: add another asiago and a poppy seed.
Me: Sure.
ASM: how much do i own you?
Me: $3.49 (I ignored the fact that she was getting 8 and not six, because we were almost closed and i just wanted her to leeeeeaaaave!)
ASM: *pulls out checkbook and asks me for a pen*
Me: *looking at my coworker wanting to lol on her face* Ugh...you know what, you can take them for free if you make a donation for (some stupid charity i don't even remember its name)
ASM: Oh wow! very nice! thank you *throws a couple of dimes in the box and leaves*
Ahhh Lakeshore residents...such an endless source of entertainment
It might be the heat, the fact that the moon is missing tonight, that i have to take my kittens to the shelter on Saturday or that i was just talking with some friends from high school, i dunno why, but i feel like crap!
I mean not yet, but i know that if i don't fall asleep soon, I'm gonna keep thinking about all that stuff and more, and THEN I'll feel like crap!
See, the thing is that...i don't even know anymore! There is so much stuff in my head right now and most of it i shouldn't even worry about, but i do because i hate myself or something...You know when there are two sides to an issue and you are kind of in between?...that's confusing right? Now imagine 4 sides!! It's "Mind bottling!!
One side is telling me: "You did the right thing..." because that would make them look wise and less like the villain...correction...uninformed person/people.
A second side agrees with the first because, well they kinda have to or else...idk, that side has almost lost all credibility to me, but for some reason i still consider their opinions.
Then there is another side...a side i used to belong to, which tell me that i made a completely fucked up decision...that i could have been able to continue doing what i was doing, and i usually agree not because i used to be like them, but because I see the way things worked out for them based on certain factors which leads me to believe that since those same factors also applied to me, I would be in the same position that they are now. And that's what makes me feel like a total dumbass!
But wait...I said 4 sides, i know the public school system failed for most of you, but i still believe that you are able to count;)
The last side of the story is not a person...it's my own research/investigation/resignation whatever you want to call it, which makes me side with the "You did the right thing" crowd, and stops me from going crazy trying to build a time machine to go back in time and be able to be one of "them" again and staying that way forever and ever....Enchanted style...Oh well...
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