samt arrâs

Awww what would the world be without lame puns? is there even such a thing as non-lame puns?
Anyways...GATORdone is my school's orientation team's motto and it was the first thing I remember loving about SFSU. I just love this place! And most important: I loooove my major!
I don't think I've ever been more certain of having done the right thing, and declaring Sociology as my major is perhaps the best example i can think of -besides buying the Nokia e71, i just love my phone- every single one of my classes is just so incredibly engaging! They all tickle my brain in funny places, and I like it! =D
So yeah, I really love my current situation. My life seems to be running quite smoothly, not much drama on any field - except perhaps at work, but hey that's what i get for working at a chain restaurant- I just noticed i love using these "-"... usually when things are this god i always feel as if some big drama is coming, but not this time! I rather not worry about it, or else i'll end up shavng my head and living in a tiny room in the mission paying $350 dollars a month and only be allowed to spend the night there, no guests or lounging around!
Holy shit I just realized this is my first blog post in hella long! There goes one of my new year's resolutions, at least i'm working out on a semi-regular basis...kinda.
I just got back my first graded paper, and i got a 9 out of 10 which is good, but it would have been a 10 if it weren't for those damn semi colons and their ambiguity! They are the bisexuals of the punctuation world! Lady GaGa's of the keyboard! I just don't like them very much!
Oh well I'm talking non-sense already, you would think I'd have more to write about what with the transferring of the schools, the moving out the house brothers, and the dating of the mother-heart-attack inducing girlfriends, but i'm just really tired right now, and I have a metric shit-ton to read tomorrow not to mention a crazy ass puppy to babysit!

Me: Hi, how can i help you?
Average Soccer Mom(ASM): Hi.yes. I'd like to get 3 Asiago and 3 Onion...
Me: Ok, *grabs a 1/2 doz bag*
ASM: WAIT!!...
Me: yes?
ASM: isn't cheaper if i get 1/2 doz?
Me: Yes, You are getting six...
ASM: Right...so let's make that 1/2 doz! Add another asiag-
Me: You already have 1/2 doz....maybe you want to get a dozen?
ASM: No, I don't need that many bagels.
Me: Ok, so how many do you want?
ASM: I already told you, 1/2 doz! *looks at me like i'm the one who sucks at math*
Me: ok...so what kind do you want?
ASM: add another asiago and a poppy seed.
Me: Sure.
ASM: how much do i own you?
Me: $3.49 (I ignored the fact that she was getting 8 and not six, because we were almost closed and i just wanted her to leeeeeaaaave!)
ASM: *pulls out checkbook and asks me for a pen*
Me: *looking at my coworker wanting to lol on her face* Ugh...you know what, you can take them for free if you make a donation for (some stupid charity i don't even remember its name)
ASM: Oh wow! very nice! thank you *throws a couple of dimes in the box and leaves*

Ahhh Lakeshore residents...such an endless source of entertainment