So yeah, Happy new year!! =D
So yeah, Happy new year!! =D
My feet hurt a lot! And my hearing is getting really bad...that or the guy i had to close with today REALLY needs to speak louder.
So I haven't seen The Iron Knight yet, but I'm planning on going Wednesday...i might go to this water park in a couple of weeks too even tho i don't know how to swim and i hate pools, but i can't keep refusing every invitation or else they are going to think i'm some kind of hermit...=S
OMG Carlos decided to quit smoking and we are really happy about it, i mean i usually don't care when people smoke or drink, but this guy would go through 2 boxes everyday!...like I'm not lying, and he would get incredibly mad if he was not allowed to smoke or if he suddenly ran out and noone else had any cigarretes...so yeah, good for him!
I should start eating healthier...but if i stop eating bacon and fried stuff, how am i going to drown my sorrows? 
It might be the heat, the fact that the moon is missing tonight, that i have to take my kittens to the shelter on Saturday or that i was just talking with some friends from high school, i dunno why, but i feel like crap!
I mean not yet, but i know that if i don't fall asleep soon, I'm gonna keep thinking about all that stuff and more, and THEN I'll feel like crap!
See, the thing is that...i don't even know anymore! There is so much stuff in my head right now and most of it i shouldn't even worry about, but i do because i hate myself or something...You know when there are two sides to an issue and you are kind of in between?...that's confusing right? Now imagine 4 sides!! It's "Mind bottling!!
One side is telling me: "You did the right thing..." because that would make them look wise and less like the villain...correction...uninformed person/people.
A second side agrees with the first because, well they kinda have to or else...idk, that side has almost lost all credibility to me, but for some reason i still consider their opinions.
Then there is another side...a side i used to belong to, which tell me that i made a completely fucked up decision...that i could have been able to continue doing what i was doing, and i usually agree not because i used to be like them, but because I see the way things worked out for them based on certain factors which leads me to believe that since those same factors also applied to me, I would be in the same position that they are now. And that's what makes me feel like a total dumbass!
But wait...I said 4 sides, i know the public school system failed for most of you, but i still believe that you are able to count;)
The last side of the story is not a person...it's my own research/investigation/resignation whatever you want to call it, which makes me side with the "You did the right thing" crowd, and stops me from going crazy trying to build a time machine to go back in time and be able to be one of "them" again and staying that way forever and ever....Enchanted style...Oh well...
Yup, that's true! And fucking hilarious!
I just had to write this on my blog so that i can come back and read it whenever i feeld sad...xD
I'm still fighting with those 15anera people!...My god! they are like teh only store i know that refuses to make money! SO stupid...
I get my check on tuesday and that means that i'm buying my TV next saturday! Yaaay! i was going to keep saving so I could buy a car, but I just love public transportation and not having to pay attetion to other people around me...cuz when you drive you kinda have to do that...anyway...
Besides my friends, and family i guess, people are shit!
And i don't mean shit as in bad people, I mean Shit as in hot steamy cow poo!
More on that later...it's 1:36 am and i'm tired...
I watched Knocked up on thursday and that was another great movie! I'm only twenty years old, but those who know me well know how much i suffered after the ending "teen" was removed from my answer to "How old are you?" while i was watching this movie i was like "growing up sucks"...The older you get, the more responsabilities you have. The idea of giving up all the things you like to do in order to take care of a human being is just brrr! I still want to have to kids tho...Henry Shut up! and stop reading my blog and playing pokemon, get your sorry ass out of bed!
Anyway, back to the real world...apparently babies are now considered a hindrance...even for men, what i mean is that it is usually the female who feels as if having a baby will make her less attractive to prospective partners, i'm obviously talking about single parents, but it seems that nowadays men feel the same way too. Usually the father is not affected at all, because he is either out of the picture or he is never seen with the baby nor does he talk about it...or he denies the baby! isn't that just weird and wrong? I mean...a possitive answer was likely anyway...oh well.
Yeah yeah i know none of this mess makes sense, but i just felt like writing so what!? *randomness kicks in* my elbow itches...I think i'm really allergic to cream cheese...or BS...there is a lot of both those things over at noahs...like today this menopausic lonely lady was like "Onion bagels are my favorite, and everytime i come here you guys are out!" Up to this point i had my fake "I'm listening and i care about your problem" face, but then she said something like "What's wrong with you people!" then i changed to my "make up some lame excuse" mode, and i said something like "Yeah...well i guess there are a lot of people who like them, thats why they don't last long"...then she said something like "But why don't you make more!!" the bitch was pissed and i wanted to laugh so hard, but i was too tired so i told her that if she wanted i could tell the baker to make a dozen, but the bitch kept complaining and i just remember smiling and saying something like "well thats all i can do for you, if you want to talk to the manager i can call him and unless you need anything else i'm gonna help this other lady" the old bastard had a face i'll never forget, it was something like "Finally a man who talks to me the way i deserve! please spank me!"....ok fine i made up that last part, but her face was funny, she did look surprised and left which is what i wanted her to do...i don't really care if she complains...actually i really don't care about anything related to that store, it's sad because i wanted to leave before i ended up hating that place...at least i can now count the days left with my fingers....all 21 of them...xD...Thank You! i'll be here all week!
According to one of my coworkers the reason why my sense of humor is not very...humorous...is because i need to work on my timing...which is hard to do when you have 1896786865 things in your head, and delivering a punchline at the right moment is just not among the top 25 priorities...heck i don't even think breathing is among my top 25 priorities right now! I need to get cloned! I should get like 5 wilsons! OMG that would be soooo coool!!
Wilson #1 would go to work for me! He is going to have to listen to all the stupid piedmont rich motherfuckers complain about getting blueberry bagels instead of chocolate chip or some nonsensical/meaningless crap like that! I <3>
Wilson #2, 3 and 4 are going to do my chemistry homework! I might even get two more mini clones to help them!
Wilson #5 is going to deal with my old friends and their stupid criticisms, I feel sorry for Wilson #5...=(
That way I could do what i've always wanted to do!! Become a PussyCatDoll!...ahem...I meant: watch all the seasons of mythbusters, Will & Grace and Gray's anatomy...
So anyway...i just noticed i say "So anyway" a lot...hmm i also use lots of these "..." oh well, it's my blog [cartman]I'll do what i want![/cartman].
I'm guessing I should say something about that half waving, limp Chilean flag i'm currently using as my display picture...let's just say it's a very complex and long story and i really don't feel like writting all that mess because i need to "tomar hartagua!" and "ponerle benzina al carro po" awwww hahahaaha i'm SO mean...
OH-MY-GAk!
Laney sucks...they told me I was cool and that I could take Bio 1A this semester...I checked like 5 minutes ago and I'm not enrolled because I have an "UNMET PREREQUISITE" wtf does that even mean!!??
I knew I was not going to get an A in Chemistry 1A, but I sure as hell was not going to get an F either!...So, like wtf?...Do I have to re-do my schedule AGAIN!?
THIS IS BULLSHIT!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!
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