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Path above the head

5.02.2009

Martyrs



I've seen all the torture porn films out there; Saw, Hostel, etc ...I saw the Passion of the Christ...Cannibal Holocaust only made me feel sorry for the turtle...In my opinion Michael Haneke's "Funny Games" is the best horror film ever made, what with the constant breaking of the fourth wall, the music, the ending!! So I guess you could say i'm a sick fuck, and i would agree...I thought I could handle anything!
...And then I saw Pascal Laugier's "Martyrs"...
As Eric Cartman Would say: That movie has warped my fragile little mind!!
There are talks of an American Remake. God, please don't watch that and watch the original, dubbed or with sub-titles.

If you want to read the best review i've found of this movie go here http://bit.ly/xsIDI

Don't read it unless you plan on watching it...

Just 30 more days for this fucking awful year to end!! Can't wait!...
One more day 'till i get my paycheck...
Two days for the VSFS...I still don't know why i watch it tho, oh yeah, i remember now.
A couple more hours for Britney's new album to officially come out, by the way most of the songs suck!
And who knows how long until i find something productive to do.
I've been watching a lot of movies lately and they were all at least kinda good...
A few months ago Serina told me to go watch a movie called Young People Fucking(YPF on Netflix or BB), I thought she was just being nasty as usual and said "No", but i finally got a chance to watch it last night. LOVED it!! Canadians are funny!! "The Friends" and "The Couple" were my favorites, "The Exes" part was really sad in the end...it hit close to home i guess, oh well.
I got Run Fat Boy Run in the mail last week and i didn't even remembered adding it to my list, but i got it so i watched it and it was meh, the story was kinda meh, the carachters were kinda meh, the muic was good tho, i finally found out the name of this song, so that was good...Ghost Town remains the best movie with an british guy in it i've watched this year, sad very very sad considering Once had that hnor last year...was he irish? Oh who the fuck cares i still hum that Falling Slowly song on BART.
Journey to the center of the earth probably looked better in teathers, i liked it anyways.
Oh yeah my sister made me rent Penelope hella long ago, i thought it was some kind of Juno clone so i didn't really read the little synopsis on Netflix, but then i found Christina Ricci was on it so i watched it today and i kinda liked it, if i ever have a daughter and don't sell her in the black market i'll make her watch that movie...Oh yeah talking about juno i found out what kind of cat she is, apparently she is a Neblung which explains why her babies looked Russian blueish...am i really talking about cats?...i guess it's better than talking abut college applications, credit card fees, horny chinese ex-girlfriends and strange relatives, which are the other topics in my head right now.
I decided to take the spring semester off and if by the end of january things are still the same i'll throw my shit in a bag and move to seattle. Why? 'Cuz it actually rains there! Unlike here, where clouds are such teases and fakes just like everyone else...so yeah, thats why.
Now if you'll excuse me i have some reading to do...damn you Mrs. Del Bourgo!!...jk.

7.19.2008

Sooo tired...

My feet hurt a lot! And my hearing is getting really bad...that or the guy i had to close with today REALLY needs to speak louder.
So I haven't seen The Iron Knight yet, but I'm planning on going Wednesday...i might go to this water park in a couple of weeks too even tho i don't know how to swim and i hate pools, but i can't keep refusing every invitation or else they are going to think i'm some kind of hermit...=S
OMG Carlos decided to quit smoking and we are really happy about it, i mean i usually don't care when people smoke or drink, but this guy would go through 2 boxes everyday!...like I'm not lying, and he would get incredibly mad if he was not allowed to smoke or if he suddenly ran out and noone else had any cigarretes...so yeah, good for him!
I should start eating healthier...but if i stop eating bacon and fried stuff, how am i going to drown my sorrows? ...no really, how?




Also inside of this thing:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2315/indycrystalskull5199974.jpg

I know it's probably very gay that I'm so excited about this concert, but like it's Christina Freaking Aguilera!! I might no be able to get near a computer tomorrow because i have a chemistry test on thursday and a trigonometry test tomorrow, for which I haven't studied nor do i plan to...I'm so stupid, I know.
So anyway, today was weird...psychology class was the same as usual; a substitute who is completly clueless, that stupid girl who won't shut up, and the crazy library lady. Then Chemistry was kinda blah! there was no lab today, just review for the exam, i didn't stay because i had some other stuff to do...like carry a funny looking bag loaded with hevay coins for like 3 blocks until my high school counselor saw me and told me my career choice was a bad one...nice one Barranco, Nice!
BTW about that guy...there was something familiar about him...like the great Jack McFarland said: "
Remember when I told you that there was something about [Insert masculine name here] that I couldn't put my finger on? Well, I put my finger in it."

BTW...Babel is
teh best movie ever!
It has:
1) People talking in spanglish
2) A naked japanese girl
3) A Headless Chicken
4) A fully clothed Brad Pitt
5) A Mexican wedding

And most importantly:

6) El Sa-Sa-Sa!!!


When two people "connect" the bond between them can be so pure and simple as to stir hearts in heaven. When they connect in all the right places at all the wrong times, heaven weeps for broken hearts. To heal these broken hearts, heaven breaks time...

I don't know what's wrong with me...and I have no interest in finding out!...I just wish I knew so i could stop thinking that something is wrong with me...the thing is that since I know that something is wrong with me I can't get it out of my head, and there is not enough room for a lot of stuff in there right now...
I hate summer...Too much free time to think, and when you think too much you start to notice a lot of stuff, and then you care about that stuff, and caring about stuff makes you feel confused...Something is definitely messed up in my head.
So anyway...I ate a burrito for dinner and it made me sick...lots of things make me feel sick these days...like people...I don't really like people that much lately...
I've spent a lot of time thinking about how stupid people can be...like my best friend's ex-boyfriend: the guy dumps her ass 4 days before her birthday, and now he expects her to take him back...or else - oh yes! there is an "or else" in this sick and twisted love triangle...did I mention that he had another girl?no? anyway- he is going to kill himself! =D...But that's not all!! the guy is going to leave a note blaming her...tada!! =D...and that's love...well, at least the inmature, meaningless version of this story. ...That philosophy class messed me up...any Laney students reading this: Don't take any of Amir's classes unless you want to torture yourself =P He is teh best teacher on Laney, his classes are like UBER interesting, but sometimes knowledge is a bad! bad thing to have =/
Today I was watching The simple life: 'Til death do us part...that was sexy...I wish I was like Paris: Rich and brainless, not blonde and disgustinly thin...hmm the disgustinly thin part sounds interesting tho...I'm a bit overweight, I look at old pictures of me and I'm like "WooW I weight twice as much as that kid in these photos" and they are like 4 years old...but as Cartman said in an episode of South Park "Being fat
is my life choice, and if you don't tolerate it I'll report you to the SEC" or something like that...ok enough writing, I finally got sleepy.



Si Dory puede, usted tambien!! Ahora es mucho mas facil con Whale sin Barreras!! De los creadores de Ingles sin Barrotes
y Como entender a una mujer durante sus dias grises
en 7856 simples pasos
Ahora llega el curso que cambiara sus vidas!!
Whale sin Barreras!!

*Tatiana no incluida
juajaja...ya mucha webonada por el dia de hoy...es lo que pasa cuando se tiene amigos enfermos, nada que hacer y una imaginacion hiperactiva...un dia de estos publicaremos esos libros y vamos a ser millonarios!! Vamos a ser tan ricos que comeremos pupusas de caviar

I better get an A on that test...
So anyway...I had a job interview today! ^.^
I think it went well...I know it was waaay better than the one I had at UPS...I dunno, but the guy there was scary...he reminded of Michael Clarke Duncan.
What else...Oh yeah! My "bestesterest" friend broke up with her boyfriend just 4 days before her birthday...One would think guys would be smart enough to realize that girls are not as innocent as they used to be.
He obviously broke up with her because he knows the bitch likes expensive stuff, and If I remember correctly...the guy was cheap..really really cheap!
Awww I missed the drama from (my first) high school ^.^
BTW...If you haven't watched The lake house, Do It!
Or...watch the Korean version! Il Mare (The sea In Italian) The music is better, and the movie is less confusing than the American Version...And yes...It has subtitles!
Do not watch the video if you don't want to know what happens at the end of the movie.